Bikes update

Viktor bought the first bike:
"I've taken everything apart down to last bolt, looks like there isn't much that can be salvaged. I been testing a 12-220 transformer and it is putting out .3 amps while draining the battery within minutes. You will have to charge your equipment while riding. My problem is to find a place where transformer wont overheat and wont shake itself to bits.

What do you want me to write on the side of the sidecar 'Australia to Magadan?'. Also what do you want on the rear fender, another tractor seat or a rack to cary equipment?"